Yesterday I was pointed to this post on ReadWriteWeb, suggesting that Facebook should acquire Apture next. Being an Apture employee, I would like to take some time to fuel the rumormill with these COMPLETELY TRUE (read: false) rumors:
Unsubstantiated Rumor #1:
A shadowy figure in a black Northface jacket has been spotted lingering around 539 Bryant St in San Francisco
Unsubstantiated Rumor #2:
Apture's CTO is seen regularly in Palo Alto
Unsubstantiated Rumor #3:
Apture employees were issued company Adidas sandals last December
Unsubstantiated Rumor #4:
Mark Zuckerberg and Tristan Harris talk regularly at meetings of the Bay Area Strip-Parcheesi Club in Redwood City
Unsubstantiated Rumor #5:
Apture is hiring aggressively in order to bump up their acquisition price